Bread sticks have made me their fool.
They’re just “plain” pizza.
Bread sticks are what I’d get if I ordered pizza by saying:
“Give me a large, pepperoni with no sauce, meat or cheese.”
It’s like asking for my pizza crust ‘on the side’.
Then paying extra for it.
The bread sticks I ordered recently had rounded edges.
Like they were once part of a large circle…
Pizza places aren’t even trying anymore.
They don’t need to be tricky.
They know that we’ll buy anything in stick form.
Including things that already come on the pizza.
Like cheese!
If the waiter asked me, “Would you like a bowl of shredded cheese?”
I would assume he was having a stroke.
When I order more cheese, I expect it to be cylindrical.
And deep fried.
I’m particular about how my cheese is shaped.
I’ll also pay extra for cheese that’s melted in a bowl.
Then I can dip bread sticks in it.
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Thanks for the visit to our blog and the Ping back! Great write up here, love the sarcasm! I have a love-hate relationship with cheese myself though can’t say much about fried cheese 😜 look forward to reading more
A love-hate relationship with cheese sounds like it would make for a compelling movie script. Maybe Christopher Walken could play a mobster who tries to muscle in on the black market curd business.