Have you heard the news? Elon Musk might buy Twitter!
The control of a social media company could go from a godless, progressive billionaire to a godless billionaire who sometimes says things that upset progressives. I’m in agreement with the elated, conservative masses that this is the most important thing to ever happen in the universe.
If Elon Musk buys Twitter, we can expect nothing less than Heaven on Earth. Mankind will be immediately united by the power of uncensored rhetoric. Hatred will give way to love. Flowers will bloom even in Winter. There won’t be Winter anymore. Corruption, greed, malice, and injustice will vanish overnight. There won’t be night anymore. Every inch of the Earth will bask in glorious, life-giving sunshine.
Because the progressive left is responsible for ALL dishonesty, right? (That’s rhetorical. Of course I’m right.) When Elon Musk takes over Twitter, the veil of censorship will be lifted. We will experience communication in an environment of perfect transparency. No more secrets. No more lies. The progressives are the only people with an agenda. The ethic of Elon Musk is infallible.
The activity of billionaires provides the air that I breathe and the song in my heart. I hope the Twitter purchase is finalized before Sunday. It would be great to have something else to celebrate along with the resurrection of Jesus!
“For the sun rises with scorching heat and withers the plant; its blossom falls and its beauty is destroyed. In the same way, the rich man will fade away even while he goes about his business.” (James 1:8)
