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I said, “Everyone who wants to make sure your kids learn about sex is a predator,” and pagans showed up to say, “AAAAAAAAGHHH!!!! WHAT ABOUT THE PREDATORS IN THE CHURCH!!!?”

Now, I have zero obligation to explain myself to depraved fools. I do, however, have a responsibility to expose the folly of paganism for my Christian family in case one of them is feeling anxious about the display of godlessness in the comments.

Notice that I said “EVERYONE” who is interested in educating your kids about sex is a bad guy. That includes people who call themselves Christians. It includes people who wear the label of, “Priest,” “Minister,” “Pastor,” “Prophet,” “Reverend,” or any other pious term. I made no exceptions for religious people so the pagans haven’t exposed some nefarious hypocrisy. I gave no cover for predators inside the church. I also included “Professors,” “Teachers,” and “Education Professionals.” That’s what REALLY bothered the pagans.

The pro-evil gang can take their sanctimonious scolding and go pound sand. These are the people who want to teach your kid that men can get pregnant. They want to teach your kid that ‘love is love’ and the bad guys are people who think marriage requires a man and a woman. They want to teach your children that gender defies definition and that giving ‘consent’ makes any sexual activity acceptable. It is laughable that these lawless beings think they are qualified to judge God’s children.

The Bible (the one book the pagans think should be banned from school) gives instructions for disciplining sin within the church. The word of God repeatedly commands Christians to be Holy. The Christian faith condemns child predators wherever they are discovered.

The Bible condemns EVERY form of sexual depravity including those celebrated by our godless culture. Anyone who approves of taking Kindergartners to Drag Shows can be ignored (or mocked if you prefer) when they lecture Christians about pedophile clergymen. We’ve already got it covered.

(Ecclesiastes 10:3) Even as he walks along the road, the fool lacks sense and shows everyone how stupid he is.

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