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Let me take a minute and clear-up a misunderstanding for you.

I never expect I’ll be applauded for the things I post on social media. In fact, I expect to be verbally assaulted by hateful idiots. I understand how the universe works.

When I strike a match, I expect it will catch fire.

When I upend a glass, I expect the contents will spill out.

When I cut myself, I expect to bleed.

When I handle poison ivy, I expect to get a rash.

When I yank a pit bull’s tail, I expect to get bitten.

And when I post truth to social media, I expect Hell’s minions to wail and shriek.

This has happened throughout history to better people than me. Jesus Christ was nailed to a cross because He refused to quit speaking truth. He actually claimed to BE the Truth and a whole bunch of people still have tantrums about that! If speaking truth turned Jesus into a martyr, I don’t expect I’ll be treated differently.

Your unhinged barrage of venomous incoherence is EXACTLY what I expected. When you gleefully say, “That didn’t go as you planned,” — you’re only revealing ignorance. I know the truth is unpopular. It always has been.

Abortion is murder. Pride is wickedness. Jesus Christ is the only hope for mankind. And I know precisely what to expect from you who disagree.

(John 8:57) “You are not yet fifty years old,” the Jews said to him, “and you have seen Abraham!” “I tell you the truth,” Jesus answered, “before Abraham was born, I am!” At this, they picked up stones to stone him, but Jesus hid himself, slipping away from the temple grounds.

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  1. Amen John! Always baffled by the “Christians” who say we must not offend unbelievers with the Truth because it will “make it harder for them to come to Christ”. It is the Truth that offends the unrepentant sinner, not us. Now I don’t believe we ought to go out of our way to be jerks in our delivery, but deliver we must!

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