Conan O’Brien has his own show on television!
I don’t.
You don’t either.
Unless you’re Jimmy Kimmel and if you are, keep reading.
You need to hear this!
HOW IS THAT FAIR?
It’s not.
Obviously.
The television show gap between Conan and other Americans is staggering.
The question is, what are we going to do about it?
Ignore it?
Please.
This is America.
We confront the inequality head-on!
Use the only force on earth powerful enough to make things fair.
There are 604800 seconds of broadcast time each week.
Each citizen of the United State can, and SHOULD, be given one of those seconds.
In ten years, every one of us will be able host our own 1-second Talk Show!
Start picking out your theme music!
It should be fairly brief…
Or we leave things as they are.
A few individuals controlling 99% of the television shows.
We, the 1% relegated to our couches.
Passive observers with no hope of ever participating.
What say you, America?
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I like it. But that’s all the time we have, tune in again next decade when my special guest will be spiderman 14’s super villian Miley Cyrus.
It’s not fair. It is just. There is a difference. Congress could use a primer on this little dichotomy. Thanks for the thoughtful musings, as usual.