So a dude became Prom Queen.

Hooray!

The dude said:

“Ten years ago this would have never happened. Twenty years ago, they wouldn’t have even let me go to the prom dressed the way I was. But we are truly making strides for love and acceptance. I have always felt accepted at my school, work, and the places I like to go, but now I feel truly loved by my community”

We’re making such strides for love and acceptance, aren’t we?

Everybody is accepted…

…well, not Prom Queen candidates who were girls.

But so what?

Girls have been dominating Prom Queen competitions for years.

Time to give the boys a shot.

And look what happened!

Right out of the gate, the boy annihilates the female competition.

Proving, yet again, that men are superior to women.

That’s what we’re celebrating, right?

All that love and acceptance is an acknowledgment of male dominance.

Today, Prom Queen.

Tomorrow, Queen of England!

Now that men can get pregnant

…why are we even keeping women around?

Wait, I remember!

So we can pay them less money for equal work!

Sorry, ladies.

That deal is off.

Why pay a woman to work when a man is willing to work for women’s wages?

The workforce is getting a superior woman (because she’s a man) for pennies on the dollar.

Ten years ago this would have never happened.

But thanks to the extinction of rational thought, boys are truly loved by their community!

Girls, you had a good run.

Thanks for being moms and wives and stuff.

We’ll take it from here.

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  1. “Reese, who was assigned the female gender at birth and says he kept his “original parts,” adds that he never wanted to change his body.”
    I have to ask…WHO “assigned” him the female gender??? Was there really a choice involved, or did someone (Again, WHO?) go eenie meenie minie mo? This is so sickening to see…Lord have mercy!

  2. Ha! Oh,ouch! This is so true. So we level the playing field and create genuine equality and what happens is that you wind up with women competing, but just competing as these smaller, weaker, versions of men. The whole purpose of that kind of competitiveness is actually to get rid of all those who are smaller and weaker! Ooops. Like, no one saw that issue coming, right?

    To add insult to injury, some guys are even better at being good looking then we are! Sheesh.

  3. Maybe he has telekinetic powers and the other students were afraid but more likely the continued loss of the sacredness of being made in the image of God.

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