I thought feminists just wanted to kill babies.

Then I read an article and I realized that I’ve been wrong.

Killing babies is just a small part of feminism.

Feminists are also combating every form of misogyny.

Even in the church!

“…many women in the church today experience belittlement for nothing more than not being men.”

Such an obvious statement of truth.

Any journalism student at Moody Bible Institute knows this.

…it doesn’t need supporting research.

There’s so much misogyny to combat!

According to the article:

“In the world we live in, sexism and misogyny are still strikingly present. Women don’t deserve rape or death threats, harassing emails, or unwanted cat calls on the street. Yet they’re all taking place on a daily basis. And who’s talking about this and working to combat it? Currently, it’s feminists.”

“In the world we live in…”

We’re not talking about some foreign planet, people.

Wake up!

Sexism and misogyny are present right here!

Strikingly present…on EARTH.

The article talks about “improving the representation of women in video games”

…a crucial topic in the war against misogyny

But…

The most astounding statement, in my opinion, was:

“Women don’t deserve rape or death threats…”

It’s about time somebody had the guts to say this!

When they were growing up, I frequently told my daughters,

…you don’t deserve rape

…or even death threats.

Thought I was just a concerned father.

Turns out,

…I was preaching feminist doctrine.

And I stand by it!

This is my pledge:

I will not rest until rape is made illegal in the United States.

Evidently, feminists are the only people who don’t ‘hate women’.

I don’t hate women.

I love women.

My mom is one.

So is my wife.

I guess I’m a feminist.

However…

I’m not sure what to do with my sons.

While I know men cause all of civilization’s problems…

… I don’t think my boys deserve abuse either.

…and I still don’t think babies should be killed before they’re born.

For where you have envy and selfish ambition, there you find disorder and every evil practice.

James 3:16

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    1. I was thinking the same thing. That’s got to be worse than death threats. They’re actually being killed. Sounds extremely misogynist to me. Which can only mean that feminists hate (future) women.

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