
What’s your favorite mythical creature?
The unicorn?
The leprechaun?
Mine is the atheist.
Legend ascribes great powers to atheists.
An Intellect that can bore holes in solid steel and religious doctrine.
The ability to shoot science from their fingertips.
The power to repel bullets with sheer skepticism.
And while they seem to be real people…
They’re make believe.
Sort of like X-Men.
Except everyone knows the X-Men are fictional.
Even people who pretend to be X-Men know it’s just an act.
Atheists really think they’re atheists.
Insisting
…that the Universe just appeared from nothing.
…that intelligence arose from chaos
…that design needs no designer
They don’t realize their greatest nemesis
… is the very science they adore.
But it’s still fun to watch them.
The way they lash out against the tyranny of religion.
Talk about how they’re making society better.
Adorable.
Like children tying towels around their necks and proclaiming themselves ‘Super Heroes’.
Mythical creatures, these atheists.
Don’t be afraid.
They aren’t real.
They just believe they are.
And like they always say:
“Believing something doesn’t make it true.”