I’ve got a great idea.
An app on your phone.
It shows you a picture of a kitten and tells you how far away that kitten is from your location.
If the kitten looks good, you can arrange a hookup.
Rendezvous at some convenient point.
Bring some catnip and yarn!
If you have a laser pointer, kittens love those.
Hold and pet the kitten until you’re satisfied.
Here’s the best part.
When your encounter is over…
…just walk away.
Leave the kitten on a bus or toss it into some shrubs.
No strings attached!
No expectations!
No commitment!
It’s the most efficient way to experience affection.
Owning a pet is a hassle.
So many responsibilities.
You have to feed it.
You have to pay veterinary bills.
You get emotionally invested.
Ugh.
Much better to avoid attachment.
Just pet it…
…and forget it.
The world is full of kittens.
…don’t settle for just one!
Who wants to come home to the same cat every night?
Some days, you might want to try something new.
(There’s an app for hooking up with puppies too.)
At first, I was apprehensive about developing this app.
It seemed cruel…
…using kittens to satisfy temporary urges.
Then I read about Tinder.
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This. Is. Great.
Many people and organizations would have a full blown fit if using animals like this was promoted yet the silence over doing the same with humans brings only cries for tolerance of choice, lifestyle, and the defense of consenting adults while the children live the pain of abortion, a single parent, divorce. How it must grieve our Creator. Thank you for inspiration to keep bringing God’s word to the lost, especially their kids.