How much money can I have before I’m no longer a Christian?

An important question.

I need to adjust my 401k contributions accordingly.

Thankfully,  someone has humbly compiled this list.

It’s the names of pastors who aren’t really Christians…

…because they make too much money.

The article doesn’t suggest a concrete figure.

But I can infer that ‘too much money’ is

…more money than me.

That’s a relief!

Rich people are such pretentious prigs.

All of them.

Thank God I’m not rich.

I mean, REALLY rich.

Sure, in Zimbabwe…

where they make 500 bucks a year,

…I’m rich compared to them.

But I’m not a prig!

I don’t live in a mansion!

…I mean, not a REAL mansion.

I live indoors instead of in the dump.

But thankfully…

I have less than…

…those rich pastors.

So I can judge them.

They have so much…

…there’s no way God approves.