So, you really enjoy outrage?
Do you savor bitterness in your soul?
No doubt you sometimes struggle to maintain a satisfying level of indignation.
Despite good intentions to perpetuate your self-righteous wrath, sometimes you run out of rage.
I’m here to help!
I’ve studied professional virtue signalers and discovered the secret to being angry always.
Here it is:
You don’t need a reason to be outraged.
Justifying your anger with “a cause” is a waste of time.
You don’t need a reason to be upset.
You can lash out at some people for sending thoughts and prayers…
And applaud the thoughts and prayers of others.
Then you can spew outrage at other people for being thoughtless.
While hundreds of thousands descended on the nation’s capital for the March for Our Lives, Trump was 990 miles away at Mar-a-Lago, his private Palm Beach club. From 9 a.m. until 2 p.m. — enough time for a round of golf and lunch — he was at the Trump International Golf Club.
Anger was the foundation upon which “The March for Our Lives” was built.
The mission and focus of March For Our Lives is to demand that a comprehensive and effective bill be immediately brought before Congress to address these gun issues. No special interest group, no political agenda is more critical than timely passage of legislation to effectively address the gun violence issues that are rampant in our country.
Demand stricter laws!
Demand tougher penalties!
Then shriek about the injustice of incarceration.
Make monsters out of innocent people whenever possible.
When I asked Linda about Americans who support the NRA, and who appear unwilling to grapple with what bullets do to bodies — what they did to her son — she said, “they don’t care.”
Wallow in self-pity.
Tell yourself your anger is because you “care so much”.
Soon you’ll be filled with nothing but seething animosity.
And you’ll find outrage much easier to sustain.
So give yourself a break.
Quit trying to explain your hatred.
Just be yourself.
Your ugly, awful, bitter self.
At least you’re not in the NRA.
4 Responses
Thanks. I feel anger welling up already. I thought I had lost my anger, but now I think I got it back….I know. Let’s just go all the way with gun laws and give the death penalty to anyone who is caught owning a gun. Yeah….kill them all!!!! Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. That does make one feel better. Thanks again. 🙂
The only thing more painful than the death penalty for gun owners, would be death… by firing squad. Yup! And use one of those AR-15 military assault weaponized shooter thingies. Cuz… they shoot faster and harder and more bigger bullets that rip people to shreds.
That’ll show ’em.
Trump is just like, literally, Hitler. I’m outraged!
The police are acting just like Hitler’s SS and killing (with guns) innocent black children by the hundreds… uh dozens… uh lots and lots! One is too many. And I am outraged!
Psycho bullied kids are shooting up schools that BLATANTLY post signs that guns are UN ACCEPTABLE in the buildings. I’m outraged!
At guns.
It’s time to give up all our guns. Literally give our guns to literally Hitler.
I’ll feel better after that.
“hundreds…dozens…uh… one is too many.”
HAHA! That is painfully accurate!