Did you hear the one about the guy who…
Wait a minute…
It’s not a guy, it’s a girl and she walks into a bar and…
A car lot.
She walks onto a car lot and the salesman says…
No wait…
The salesman is a girl too…
And it’s not a car lot it’s a pet store and…
Blonde.
The girl is blonde.
Not the pet store girl but the other girl who walked in…
And she says…
Oh, what did she say?
“Can I help you?”
And the other girl, who’s blonde, says…
Um.
Oh, I can’t remember…
Sorry.
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