It’s not as difficult as you might think to find solid teaching on how to raise your children to be monstrous creatures. The key to unlocking the wealth of available knowledge is understanding how to interpret the language of “Parenting Experts“.
I’m using the term “Parenting Expert” to mean, “any person with a website who claims to know stuff about parenting”. Finding an expert on the subject of parenting is as easy as typing “parenting” and “expert” into your favorite search engine!
Once you’ve located an expert the real work is already finished. Now, you just need to follow the offered advice:
…spiritual parenting is about helping children stay centered within themselves and helping them realize that everything points back to themselves. That they are the place where everything begins and everything ends.
Spiritual parenting supports the idea that there really are no objective rules in the world – that the best position from which children can make sense of the world is through checking in with their own inner compass: Does what I’m doing feel right, or doesn’t it feel right? Nothing else matters!
If you’ve spent any time around children, you know it’s difficult to get them to believe the world revolves around them. Children are born thinking only of others. By nature kids are selfless and sympathetic. This is the reason newborns are reluctant to cry and toddlers hesitate to throw tantrums.
It is crucial that parents help children learn to trust their “inner compass” which consistently points the child back toward the child whenever the child experiences empathy. Sometimes children forget they are the masters of the world and they need to be reminded that their feelings are all that matter. Nothing else matters!
When you successfully teach a child the objective rule that “there really are no objective rules in the world”, you will raise a monster of epic proportions. But beware! As the parent you must remain vigilant!
Your children are constantly bombarded with contradictory messages from religious people. If you allow it, Christians will tell your savage progeny that their behavior is wrong (objectively). They will use words like, selfish, narcissistic, and even sinful! If you allow it, the Christians will espouse their archaic dogmas and cause your precious monster to feel ashamed.
According to the experts, parenting means modeling monstrous behavior. You cannot raise a monster unless you are a monster.
I see parenting as a continuous focus on loving, investigating and healing your own Self which then positively spills over onto your children. That seems to be the simple mechanics of self love. It spills over!
Self loves spills over onto your children! Meet your needs first. Satisfy your desires first. Put yourself first and your children benefit automatically. The experts will tell you that nurturing requires no effort. Raising a monster need not impact your life in any way whatsoever. Besides, your feelings are all that matter.
So all you distraught parents, take heart! Turning a child into an abominable beast is easier than you think. You can do it! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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That’s scary! Those were real quotes. It’s amazing how foolish people can be. If we raise a kid that way, we have to hate both ourselves and the child. No one learns self discipline until they have had the benefit of being disciplined.
What inquiring parents should do is type “coddling” and “failure” in their favorite search engine. Of course, the same experts will come up.
I do indeed believe this method works. It produces kids who get speakers they don’t like canceled, who scream and wail when they and/or their favorites don’t win something, who block highway traffic to express their displeasure, who threaten to burn Milwaukee if Bernie doesn’t win, etc.
Yes. It is a proven method for regressing civilization.
How would a house built on that philosophy function? 🤦🏼♂️
Cool. I should have a real hellion in no time! 😉