Have you ever mentioned to a little girl that cookies are not on your diet?
You narcissist! You overwhelmed that innocent child. What in the world were you thinking?!
Girls are not emotionally stable enough to deal with small talk about the nutritional value of cookies. Girls do not have the capacity to understand hyperbole (for any girls reading this, hyperbole means exaggeration). Females are just not equipped to converse on this level! If you want to make benign comments about snack food, go talk to a male.
The damage you have caused will never be fully repaired. The poor girl may someday smile on the outside but inside she will be crying eternally. Hope you enjoy your Thin Mints!
You’re a terrible person. You should make an appointment to see a therapist. Investing thousands of dollars into counseling is the only hope you have to locate a glimmer of compassion in your despicable soul. But there are no guarantees…
The world is bleak enough without you harassing Girl Scouts. Heed the wisdom of the mental health provider – Just take your cookies and shut up!
(Jeremiah 8:7) The wise will be put to shame; they will be dismayed and trapped. Since they have rejected the word of the Lord, what kind of wisdom do they have?
