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The Governor of Illinois went on television to let us know that he’s furious. There was a mass shooting on July 4th in the State that he governs and he’s really upset about it. He was joined by several other politicians who are also furious. There’s a lot of fury among pagans when certain innocent people are harmed.

I’m furious too. It goes against my understanding of goodness when a gunman opens fire on a parade. That is evil on display. It is vial wickedness and I renounce it. Full stop.

Boy! That was easy! Standing up with literally EVERYONE else and condemning mass shootings is a lot of fun. Unleashing my fury feels great when I know I won’t be criticized for it. It’s exhilarating to preach to the choir!

Will you stand with me and the Governor of Illinois as we condemn killing innocent people at a parade? Of course you will! You’re not ‘Pro-Gun Violence’ (but if you were, you’d keep it to yourself). Join with our politicians and be furious! It feels wonderful!

Now, will you stand with me and millions of others as we condemn killing innocent people in the womb? Of course you won’t. That requires you to pick a side. Like a good politician, you’re concerned with public opinion. You care about what’s popular, not about what’s right.

Your fury is arbitrary. Your outrage is unreliable. That’s why you shake with rage at both mass shootings and the overturning of Roe vs. Wade. You can’t see the hypocrisy in demanding schools be made safe from gunmen but open for drag shows. You insist the ten commandments be removed and gender neutral bathrooms be installed. Pointing out your depravity immediately makes me a target for your fury.

Unless your fortress is The Lord, your outrage is not trustworthy. You feel the same anger toward gunmen on rooftops as you feel toward pro-life demonstrators. You’re unstable and desperately need God’s spirit to guide you. You can ask God to save you, or you can be furious at me for suggesting it.

(Psalm 94:20) “Can a corrupt throne be allied with you— one that brings on misery by its decrees? They band together against the righteous and condemn the innocent to death. But the Lord has become my fortress, and my God the rock in whom I take refuge. He will repay them for their sins and destroy them for their wickedness; the Lord our God will destroy them.”

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  1. I am diving… you compare gender neutral bathrooms, drag shows and abortion with a total idiot shooting up a school and kids dying. Wow I think you have absolutely no idea how stupid this comes across, your pro-life attitude has just one agenda and it does not include safe schools and preventing mentally retarded people killing children. The child outside the womb is just as important, if not more so than the unborn.

    Abortions have happened since the cave man, the Hebrew and Greek equivalents of the word “abortion” do not appear in either the Old or New Testament of the Bible and it is important to recognize that the Bible was written at a time when abortion was practiced and it never directly addresses the issue.

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