I try to be fair. It’s important to give Christian nitwits a moment in the spotlight. Atheism is not the only form of fundamentalism. Self-righteous conceit exists among those who those who claim to be God’s people.

PRATA (quoting Pratt): You have a soul. Be careful with it.

PRATA: Is our soul ours to do with as we will? Mr Pratt made it seem like our soul is ours and not God’s to do with as He pleases. And, what is the state of that soul? What happens to the soul after death? Pratt never said.

ME: Chris Pratt gave a 3 minute acceptance speech during an awards program. It shouldn’t surprise you that he didn’t delve deeply into the ramifications of soul ownership. 

PRATA (Quoting Pratt): Don’t be a turd. If you’re strong, be a protector, and if you’re smart, be a humble influencer. Strength and intelligence can be weapons so do not wield them against the weak. That makes you a bully. Be bigger than that.

PRATA: Christians need to be mindful of how we speak. Proverbs devotes a third of its sayings to right speech. The New Testament is full of commands about how we are to be set apart from the world and not to speak like the world. He has the microphone and the ear of thousands. He doesn’t need to use the world’s speech to make his point. He could have simply said ‘jerk’. The other part is good advice.

ME: Elizabeth, you are being a turd.
 

PRATA (Quoting Pratt): When giving a dog medicine, put the medicine in a little piece of hamburger and they won’t even know they’re eating medicine.

PRATA: Non sequitur but OK.

ME: Pratt is describing his acceptance speech. The gospel is the medicine. The speech is the hamburger. This not a non sequitur.
 
He literally told you his secret and you still missed it. This is why the Bible says be slow to speak.
 

PRATA (Quoting Pratt): It doesn’t matter what it is, earn it. Reach out to someone in pain, be of service. It feels good and it’s good for your soul.

PRATA: Philanthropy for its own sake absent honoring Jesus and giving Him glory is all wind and vanity. The entire book of Ecclesiastes rebuts this statement, and Paul in Romans 2:6-10, and James 2:18. The good works that believers do are good for the soul (not every soul generically as Mr Pratt said) because they are evidence of the saving grace of Jesus, and are an obedient and worshipful response to that grace.

ME:  Elizabeth, you are being a turd.
 
“Philanthropy for its own sake” isn’t a rational concept. It’s like saying “Happiness for its own sake is wind and vanity.”
 
Saying the Bible rebuts the idea that we should be of service to each other is atrociously bad theology. Reaching out to someone in pain is always a good thing to do, even if we haven’t read Romans 2.
 

PRATA (Quoting Pratt): God is real. God loves you. God wants the best for you. Believe that. I do.

PRATA: It’s still a twisted version of who God is. And number 6, between the dog and the turd and the poop? We should not be such cultural doormats that we’re relieved when someone mentions anything about God. God wants the best for me? Did He want the best for Stephen, the first martyr? Is that our definition of ‘the best’? What is that ‘best’? And what do I have to do to get it? Pratt never said.

ME:  Have you prayed that God increase your unpleasantness? You are making your faith so repulsive that you must have supernatural assistance.
 
I’m not such a doormat that I’m willing to let you shout your screwy doctrine at me just because you claim to share my faith. You’re the only Christian I’ve ever seen who is offended by the phrase, “God loves you.”

PRATA (Quoting Pratt): Learn to pray. It’s easy. It’s so good for your soul.

It is NOT easy to pray. It is hard. It is an act of spiritual war to put your hands together and ignore satan’s efforts to stop you! Did you notice he never said who to pray to? And did you notice he said why we should pray? Because it is good for us. The truth is, one reason to pray is because it exalts God (Matthew 6:9), it is a way to serve God (Luke 2:36-38), and it obeys His command (Philippians 4:6-7). Also, we pray because it is good for others’ souls. (among other reasons).

ME:  Seriously, do you have ANY friends? I can’t imagine how you could. You’re such a sanctimonious prig. I’m imagining you quote Ecclesiastes when you hear children giggle: “Like the crackling of thorns under the pot, so is the laughter of fools. This too is meaningless.”
 
Prayer is good for us. Prayer is not something we do for God. He doesn’t need us to exalt Him.  And He doesn’t need you to lecture the rest of us about how difficult it is to stand against Satan.

PRATA (Quoting Pratt):Nobody is perfect. People will tell you that you are perfect just the way that you are, you are not! You are imperfect. You always will be, but there is a powerful force that designed you that way, and if you are willing to accept that, you will have grace. And grace is a gift. Like the freedom that we enjoy in this country, that grace was paid for with somebody else’s blood.

Do not forget that. Don’t take that for granted. God bless you, please get home safely.

PRATA:  Nothing was said of sin. Our life and every breath is a treasonous act against God because we live, breathe and think only of sin, continually (Genesis 6:5). Further, why do I need grace if this powerful force already loves me and wants the best for me?

Any message urging us to accept our imperfections, grab the good life God has waiting for us, and some unnamed powerful force will give us an undefined grace is not a Gospel message.

ME:  Elizabeth, you are being such a turd.
 
The speech was 3 minutes long, delivered to a secular crowd during an award ceremony. Pratt didn’t have time for a one hour sermon.  He could have just made a poop joke and left the stage. Instead, he said something that some of those people have never heard before…God is real.
 
He didn’t say the word “sin” but he said people are imperfect. That is a thoroughly Christian doctrine.  None of us are perfect. Not even you!
 
Your imperfection shows when you write a sanctimonious article criticizing your brother for proclaiming his faith differently than you would do it.
 
You’re a bully.
Stop it.

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11 Responses

  1. ” Self-righteous conceit exists among those who those who claim to be God’s people.”

    No way! Say it isn’t so! That can’t possibly be possible. Christians will always, always stand by you and stand up for what is right. Always. They never eat their own either, never. Also, I hope my bitterness doesn’t peek out when I endlessly complain about mushy piles of overcooked pasta.

  2. I just popped back to say that when he hears children giggling, he probably envisions Elisha’s bears descending with outstretched claws.

    1. I clicked “like” on your comment as a demonstration of good will. It’s meant to be read as, “She doesn’t believe I’m horrid.”

  3. Reminds me of the saying “some people wouldn’t be happy if you hung them with a new rope.”

  4. Lol.
    I’ve never met someone more offended by the word “turd” than “jerk.”
    Interesting.

  5. Well done. I like the contrast of people hating him on either sides of the middle, so to speak. “He goes too far with his religion!” and “This is just watered down drivel!”. Thanks for showcasing the extremes and how silly they are. ^_^

    I feel like I need to put something negative here to avoid being a yesman… so… There’s no need to put “ME:” in your commentary unless you’re going to feature another persons commentary as well. That one’s free. ^_-

    1. The “ME” label helps when the articles are viewed in the WordPress reader or via email. The format is generic in the reader so all the paragraphs look identical.

      Welcome to the Yes Man club!

      1. Blast. I stand corrected. Now I have nothing but good things to say.

        I’ll get you next time, Branyan! **throws a smoke bomb and runs off into the night**

  6. John, I appreciate you and your family more than I can say. You have great gifts, including being able to call out people on their crazy thinking, non-thinking, and bullshit. You hold up clear mirrors. Please keep doing so, as you are doing what most pastors are afraid, but need, to do for the health of the flock.

    You are a rock star, dear Sir. Thank you!

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