If you’re worried about what I might say on stage,

…don’t let me go on stage.

Seriously.

Hire a quartet.

Or a motivational speaker.

Or better yet

…a mime.

But don’t have a trusted source refer me

…then visit my website

…then read dozens of glowing reviews

…then watch sample clips

…then talk to my booking agent

…then talk to me personally

…then talk to my agent again

…then view an entire video project

…then ask for more video projects

…then talk to your board for approval

Just

hire

someone

else.

Not a comedian!

Comedians are loose cannons!

…no matter what they (their agents, their prior work or dozens of previous clients) tell you!

Hire someone inoffensive,

…safe

…vanilla

…dull

…boring

A speaker cannot offend an audience that’s asleep.

Besides…

…comedy doesn’t work when you’re keyed up with worry.

Schedule a pot-luck.

And quit bothering my agent!