Not good or bad. Just is…

Only wing nuts believe in goodness.

A concept based on superstition.

Without a shred of hard, scientific evidence.

Goodness just makes Humanists feel better.

But then,

always,

…they try to jam their goodness down my throat.

With statements like:

“We are committed to treating each person as having inherent worth and dignity, and to making informed choices in a context of freedom consonant with responsibility.”

No scientific evidence supports the claim that each person has inherent worth!

That’s…

RELIGION!

And I don’t believe in dignity either.

Prove it exists.

Show it to me under a microscope.

Point to it with a telescope.

Write the mathematical theorem.

I want to touch it…

…or hear it

…or sprinkle it on my tongue

No?

Well, then it’s not real.

My ‘informed choice’ is…

…Humanists are irrational.

Goodness is a myth.

Dignity is an illusion.

Human worth doesn’t exist.

These things are scientifically untenable.

But that doesn’t bother me because

…Science is scientifically untenable too.

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