I can’t help it.

It just seeps out of me.

Humor, I mean.

And stupidity, of course.

I’m so stupid,

smart people just LOL!

Which seems a bit insensitive to me.

Like making fun of handicapped people.

But I’m probably wrong about that

because I’m such a moron.

Isn’t that right, Adept?

(Adept is what I call my newest fan.)

You’re a great audience, Adept!

Laughing at virtually everything I say.

I hope you’ll be in the audience when I tape my next project.

And bring friends.

You can fill the air with robust guffaws.

Though I have one concern.

My jokes might only work on super smart people.

The humor will go over the heads of other morons.

People like William Lane Craig, Lee Strobel, J.P. Moreland & Ravi Zacharias

probably won’t laugh because I got a lot of my punchlines from them!

So help me out, Adept.

You have the ability to read minds.

That’s the only way you could know:

“[I’m] the one so arrogant to claim that all the work of every scientist in cosmology is wasting their time…”

without me even saying it.

Read some stuff from Lee Strobel or William Lane Craig.

Determine if their shallow arguments are LOL worthy.

Then read their minds.

And let me know if they’re too stupid to understand my humor.

Of course, I’ll understand if you don’t have time to help me.

No hard feelings!

With great power comes great responsibility.

You have great power.

A towering intellect.

Paranormal abilities.

Dismantling theism is a daunting task.

It’s going to require every cell in your exceptional brain.

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      1. I cannot correct your typos but I can make one of my own if it will help you feel better. “Thanks for the comment. I am appreciate it very much!”

        1. Haha! The English teacher inside of me cringes for us both while the one-handed typist laughs! 🙂
          P.S. I wish you were a Floridian. I would love to hear your commentary on the debate over Amendment 2. (Should FL legalize pot under the guise of medicinal necessity?) I can only imagine the intellectual and comedic stimulation that discussion would provide.

  1. Whether you believe or not we can all agree the bible was written well over 1500 years ago.
    That said;
    It spoke of fountains and/or springs in the ocean floor (see Genesis)
    We developed the diving technology in 1970 to reach the ocean floor.
    Guess what we found? Springs/fountains in the ocean floor.
    Coincidence?

    Scientists,Archaeologists and many others who do not believe the bible is real
    have used the bible to find/dig up kings,cities and civilizations.
    They used this book they call fiction as a reference and uncovered kings,cities and civilizations that were exactly where the bible said they would be.
    From this point we can’t deny the bible is historically accurate whether we believe or not.

    Fossils and dinosaurs
    If the bible is real and the world isn’t million’s of years old than how were fossils formed and we would see mention of dinosaurs in the bible.
    In the bible the great flood leveled the mountains with waters reaching to the sky/heavens.
    That would create the soil compaction strong enough to make a fossil from the bones of anything that wasn’t on the ark with Noah.
    Dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible using terms like “great beasts roamed the earth”,”behemoth”,”leviathan” and “cockatryce”

    Human make-up
    If you you break down our genetics we have carbon atoms.
    Carbon atoms come from the earth/dirt.
    Further agreeing with the bible’s view that man was created from the dust of the ground.

    Evolution and big bang theory
    First of all lets define “theory”
    Definition = conjecture,speculation an unproven idea (any dictionary)
    Also it is vital to understand a “theory” has to be observed in order to be a theory.
    Shall we hear from a witness to the big bangle theory?
    We cant cause there isn’t and never was one.
    As far as evolution goes,
    If it were accurate we would still be evolving.
    Also due to cause and effect law it would have required something to trigger it.
    Same as a light does not illuminate until a switch has been flipped.

    It comes down to thinking for yourself.
    Not “well this scientist has 12 degrees so I will accept his opinion and call it fact”
    Or “I was taught that so I will not accept anything else”
    Let’s not forget we also taught to believe in the tooth fairy,easter bunny and Santa claus.
    At some point we had to let go of what we were taught to believe and think for ourselves.
    We had to be willing enough to consider the opposite of what we believed long enough to test it’s validity.

  2. I am assuming ‘everyone who knows better’, would be those who agree with him. That is some strong rational.

  3. And yes, every scientist who’s bent on destroying theism IS wasting there time. LOL. And one more thing Mr. Adept: It’s not like your arguments are that deep, either. I could turn almost all your arguments back at you. Lets try, for example, number two. “@adept: says YOU, and everybody who knows better disagrees with YOU! Considering your shallow arguments, your declarations are LOL-bad!”

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