Lots of updates coming in every day.

So believe me when I tell you…

I’m aware of the terrorist threat.

I’ve seen the videos.

I’m all fired up about putting a stop to jihad.

So…

…what do you want me to do now?

My personal supply of tomahawk missiles is really low.

Practically zero.

I can’t pronounce the names of terrorist leaders

…let alone locate them.

In a game of Call of Duty,

…my life expectancy is less than a minute.

So while I appreciate your passion and concern,

…you’re talking to the wrong guy.

Talk to somebody who maybe has, you know,

… a military.

Somebody who determines national policies.

Like the US government.

Those guys have an army!

Send your videos and stuff to government people.

They’re the ones that need convincing.

They are kind of on the fence about what to do.

Let them know that terrorists are cutting off people’s heads.

Surely the President will object to that behavior.

Be patient with Congress.

It may take some time.

The government doesn’t leap to conclusions.

They’re a very tolerant group.

They won’t be quick to condemn Islam.

Because what truly terrifies them

…is the Tea Party.