This statement is impressive.

It’s so succinct.

Not a single wasted word.

Beautifully brief and…

…breathtakingly stupid.

Impressive.

Take a look.

My infernal conscience won’t let me

credit the author for this masterpiece of imbecility.

And in case you’re tempted to ‘thumbs up’ this sentiment,

I’ll save you that humiliation if you’ll just read a bit further.

The first sentence is a grammatical nightmare.

I’m forced to break it into smaller pieces.

Ordinarily it would make sense to break at the end of thoughts…

…but there are no recognizable thoughts here.

So I’ll just break it where I think punctuation should go.

I think where ever (sic) you get your beliefs is just fine until you use a book written thousands of years ago…

If any place I get my beliefs is fine

except for a book that was written thousands of years ago,

…then any place I get my beliefs IS NOT fine.

You tried to trick me into thinking you’re open to all sources of knowledge.

But you’re not open to the Bible.

(You were referring to the Bible, right?)

Try to grasp this:

The fact that it was written thousands of years ago

has zero bearing on whether or not it’s true.

…by men to judge others and how they live their life…

So the Bible is invalid because it was written by men?

EVERYTHING that’s ever been written has been written by men.

(or women…I realize I need to add that so you don’t lose focus.)

George Carlin was a man.

Do you understand?

Because if you’re lost already,

…you’re never going to get this next bit.

Judging others and telling them how they live their life…

is what you did when you wrote your post on my Facebook wall.

I’m confident you can’t explain why it’s okay for you

…but not for the Biblical authors.

…when none of us could possibly live up to the book.

This was the most intelligent thing you said.

None of us live up to the book.

…that’s the whole point of the book!

Maybe you think it had divine inspiration but some of us disagree.

You disagree that the Bible is divinely inspired…

…so what?

You probably haven’t even read it.

I bet you can’t give me a single,

cogent reason for doubting the trustworthiness of Scripture.

Whereas I could,

if you asked me nicely,

give you a bunch of reasons

why the Bible had to be divinely inspired.

But you don’t need my insight.

Trust your soul to George Carlin.

You’ll be fine.