Finally!
A politician who is upset about gun violence!
Now things will change.
If we’re smart enough to elect Cory Booker president, he’ll do stuff to end gun violence.
He’s like Thanos only non-fiction.
His superpower is compassionate facial expressions.
Evil will not triumph against his relentless concern.
He cares so very much!
Look how he shakes his head gravely.
Look how his eyebrows are furrowed.
Beware, evil doers – Corey Booker is concerned!
Impassioned legislators are an unstoppable force.
There is nothing beyond the power of a lawmaker.
Nothing!
If you care about children…
…and you’re as stupid as a brick…
…vote for Corey Booker.
If you’re a Democrat – vote several times.
He cares.
That’s all you need to know.
(Also…even if they don’t break the law gun owners suck, right?)
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😂 “If you care about children…
…and you’re as stupid as a brick…
…vote for Corey Booker.
If you’re a Democrat – vote several times.“ 😂
… and if you’re an illegal immigrant, or dead, you’re encouraged to vote! Why should lack of citizenship or breath discourage you from voting for a democrat who appears to care?
P.S. We’ll promise you anything, if you’ll vote for Democrats! (Restrictions may apply… i.e. Democrats can’t seem to be able to raise voters from the dead, except on a temporary basis for Election Day.)
It makes no difference what side of the political divide Americans are on. Both sides talk s**t equally. It’s probably got something to do with your inability to separate religion and politics. Or maybe one just exacerbates the other.
As a non -American, I can say this: most of the rest of the developed world simply looks on and laughs at the stupidity and madness of America.