But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God— having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with them.
2 Timothy 3
Awhile back I suggested that we use pagans as slaves.
I don’t wish to revisit the merits of this excellent idea.
Instead, I need to add abused children to the slave list.
But, I can’t take personal credit for this stroke of genius.
Enslaving abused children is based on godless views of abortion.
Christians, don’t beat yourself up for not thinking of this yourself.
You’re handicapped by the presence of the Holy Spirit.
So, I’ll walk you through this step-by-step.
The godless reasoning goes like this:
- Sometimes, women get pregnant when they don’t want to be mothers.
- Mothers who don’t want their babies will probably be bad mothers.
- Babies with bad mothers will be miserable.
- Miserable babies become miserable adults.
- Therefore: Abortion spares people from a life of misery.
And that’s how pro-choice logic turns selfishness into a magnanimous act of mercy!
But, it’s NOT merciful.
It’s wasteful.
I blame the government.
Those children should be used to enrich the lives of the un-aborted.
The reasoning goes like this:
- Government pays women to raise babies they do not want.
- Mothers who don’t want their babies are bad mothers.
- Babies with bad mothers are miserable.
- Miserable children are put to work producing goods and services.
- Goods and services make everybody happier.
And presto, we turn suffering into ‘well being’ .
If a mother starts to ‘care for’ or ‘love’ their child, funding stops immediately.
For this to work, we’ll need to increase women’s rights.
Women who stay home with their children will need to be payed MORE than men.
All men. Everywhere.
Capable, strong women need an incentive to abandon their careers.
We must replace the term ‘child abuse’ with ‘nurturing choice’.
Raising human beings to be destitute is a difficult decision for which women should not be shamed.
And finally, we ALL must evolve.
Suffering can’t be something we try to reduce or eliminate.
Suffering needs to be the foundation for progress.
Closing children’s hospitals is a good start.
The religious people will protest.
They always do.
Godless people…you’re welcome.
I’ve just validated your otherwise useless worldview.
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Turning our government schools into Outpatient Orphanagesâ„¢ will accomplish your plan quite nicely.
Parents who want to personally Indoctrinate their children can voluntarily withdraw their children and pay for their schooling on their own dime.
Well, I’d express my opinion but some atheists seem to have revoked all my parenting rights.
Something about the way I allegedly indoctrinate children while at the same time failing to perceive pedophilia as a valid life style choice. My irrational belief system is unable to embrace the paradox of how babies in the womb feel no pain but pedophiles are misunderstood victims who just need to have their empathy gene nourished.
No, we definitely want to hear your opinion!
From now on, whenever someone says, “You’re indoctrinating your kids,” you just say, “YEP! It makes me happy!!!!” And then you can say whatever you want. 🙂
you could always say at least they are learning a “trade”…. the question may come down to is an unhappy, alive child is better than one who never gets that option…
How can you motivate the lower classes without suffering? If they’re happy, they’re less productive and that makes the upper classes less happy.
Plus, if we make an even lower class as you’re suggesting, that automatically boosts those classes already existing.
You’ve got me this time – I can’t refute your impeccable logic and forward thinking. ^_^
I would suggest that we condition the children (a la, Huxley’s Brave New World) so they will not be happy UNLESS they are slaves.
Problem solved.
Happiness all around.
Hmm… I suppose that’s an option, but I don’t see how that helps me…
You can be happy knowing how happy future generations of slaves will be.
You’re pretty open-minded and scientific to go along with this plan! That’s something to be proud of.
You should get the same sense of satisfaction that women get when they abort their unwanted children to save them from suffering.
Killing children is actually HELPING children. Get it?
Agreed – and I agree that 18+ years of sweat shop labor is already better than shredding them. So yeah, I don’t know why we’re interested in making it even better than that by trying to make them happy (like you said, suffering is important), but I guess as long as it’s not too much work..
McMommy is the one suggesting that we indoctrinate slaves to be happy. But if we can do that, why not indoctrinate mothers to want their children?
But we know that McMommy doesn’t have any thoughts that don’t originate from you (I’ve learned that from the other commenters).
I think it should be one step at a time – casting too much of a vision can create more dissenters. If the slaving bill passes, maybe we can look into brainwashing mothers to love…
The key is horrible parenting.
Children must be oppressed by mothers who despise them. It’s very difficult to overcome this kind of abuse.
Just a Modest Proposal…
Is this a Jonathan Swift reference?!?! I knew I liked you! 😊