List for People Who Don’t Want to Read But Still Want to Comment

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John, you jerk! You don’t know anything about Christianity!

John, you jerk! How is anyone this stupid and still able to breathe without assistance?

John, you jerk! You don’t really believe any of the stuff you write! You’re just antagonizing people.

John, you jerk! You’re a bigot.

John, you jerk! You’re a fake.

John, you jerk! You shouldn’t be allowed near children.

John, you jerk! You’re childish.

John, you jerk! This is total garbage and you’re a moron.

John, you jerk! Quit shoving your hateful opinions on everyone.

John, you jerk! Nobody cares what you think.

John, you jerk! You’re not funny.

John, you jerk! We’re all laughing at you.

John, you jerk! You’re not smart.

John, you jerk! You have zero credibility.

John, you jerk! People like you are the reason I left the church.

John, you jerk! You worship Trump.

John, you jerk! You’re a hypocrite.

John, you jerk! You’re a liar.

John, you jerk! You’re just projecting.

John, you jerk! You’re just deflecting.

John, you jerk! You’re just pandering to right-wing Christians.

John, you jerk! You condone abuse.

John, you jerk! You spew hatred.

John, you jerk! You look queer.

John, you jerk! You deserve any unkind treatment you receive from me!

“Waaaah! Everybody is picking on me because I’m a terrible person!” – John Branyan

“Waaaah! Nobody listens to me because I’m a terrible person!” – John Branyan

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  1. Thanks John for being you . You are like the little boy who looks at the Emperor and shouts ” He’s not wearing any clothes!”.

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