There are only 24 hours in a day.

But you have 25 hours of righteous indignation!

What do you do?

There are hundreds of inane or hateful Facebook posts every day.

You’ve got to respond to all of them.

Humanity teeters on the brink of moral and intellectual oblivion.

Your wisdom is civilization’s last hope.

You’ve GOT to work more efficiently.

I want to help.

I’ve distilled the essence of every Facebook comment,

…into several succinct paragraphs,

…categorized by worldview.

Just copy and paste.

They work in ANY context.

CATEGORY 1: For humanists, free-thinkers or atheists:

LOL! You’re really not very bright. I could refute this easily but I’m not going to waste my time. You don’t believe in Science! LOL! I feel sorry for your children. LOL! It’s immoral to teach religion. LOL! LOL! LOL!  Read something other than the Bible sometime.

CATEGORY 2: For fundamentalist Christians

You’re really a sinner. I could refute this easily but I’m not going to waste my time. You’re anti-God. There’s so much Scripture that proves you’re wrong but you won’t read scripture. The answer to every question in the world is in the Bible. Somebody must have abused you. Open your eyes! I’ll pray for you.

CATEGORY 3: For Christ followers, uncomfortable with the Christian label.

I didn’t even read your post! Jesus loves you. None of us are perfect. I’m not judging you. I’m sorry that so called ‘Christians’ have hurt you. I have gay friends! I also have black friends! I think church people are hypocrites too! Let’s be friends.

CATEGORY 4: For Independents and Universalists

I see things differently but respect what you’re saying. We have opposing views but we’re both right. What’s important is cooperation.  Though I don’t completely understand your point, I’m down with it!  Let’s coexist. (Please sign my petition to legalize pot.)

I’ve already checked these for spelling and punctuation.

I turned off caps lock as well,

…so you won’t seem unhinged.

Pasting these responses will accomplish 2 things.

1) You’ll multiply the influence of your gospel tenfold.

2) You won’t accidentally be influenced by other’s comments.

The only question you have to answer now is…

…what will you do with all the free time?

For the Lord gives wisdom, and from his mouth come knowledge and understanding.

Proverbs 2:6