Blue, Furry, Instigator?

Here it is.

Below is a synopsis of the article:

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Police don’t know what prompted the man to fire 100 rounds into a crowd of people.

But he did watch Sesame Street as a boy.

Could have been a Big Bird zealot.

Police found movie posters of “Muppets Take Manhattan” in his car.

So the guy maybe, might, probably belongs to a fringe group of puppet supremacists.

Or not.

Either way his shooting spree sheds light on real threat.

A threat that nobody wants to talk about.

Sesame Terrorism.

Everybody knows about Islam.

Jihad gets all the press.

All the glory.

But nobody talks about killing in the name of Bert of Ernie.

I’m not saying that everyone who claims to watch Sesame Street is dangerous.

But they probably are.

Because here’s one guy…

with posters in his car

who shot at a bunch of people

…how much proof do you need?

While I don’t personally watch Sesame Street,

if these are the kind of people who do,

…I don’t want any part of it.

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That’s basically what the article says.

Just take out the words Sesame Street

…and put in the word Christianity.

This qualifies for journalism at ThinkProgress.org

And while I don’t personally write for that website,

if those are the kind of articles they publish,

…I don’t want any part of it.

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  1. But no one hollers when they are doing the exact same thing to muslims everywhere.

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