I like Donald Trump.

I think he’ll make a terrible President.

Really.

He’ll be awful.

So what?

We’ve had almost 20 years of terrible Presidents.

Terrible is standard White House protocol.

Hillary will be a terrible President.

Bernie Sanders will be a terrible President.

 

A Trump presidency will be a disaster too.

Unlike all the other candidates (Democrats and Republicans),

…Trump isn’t trying to hide his ineptness.

…he is unapologetic about his idiocy.

When Trump promises to ‘Make America Great Again’, he’s talking about material wealth.

 

In order to be great, we need more money.

We’re already the richest bunch of lunatics on Earth.

Aren’t we great enough yet?

The reason Trump…

and Rubio, Cruz, Sanders, Clinton, Carson, Bush, Fiorina…etc

…will fail is because…

…no President has the power to make America great.

But America doesn’t believe that.

Americans believe the occupant of the White House controls our destiny.

We demand our President be inhabited by ethical qualities that we do not possess ourselves.

Like Trump, we make no apologies for our boorish egotism.

We the People have eroded the greatness of America.

There is no single person capable of reversing our collective degeneration.

Scratch that…

…there is one.

But it’s offensive and intolerant to speak His name.

Talk about Jesus in politics?

God forbid!

I like Donald Trump.

It’s fun to watch the mayhem he stirs up.

If you can’t enjoy the circus, you’re not thinking about this correctly.

 

Christians are headed for greatness no matter who occupies the Oval Office.

“All men are like grass,
and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
7 The grass withers and the flowers fall,
because the breath of the LORD blows on them.
Surely the people are grass.
8 The grass withers and the flowers fall,
but the word of our God stands forever.” (Is 40:6–8)

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