To anyone and everyone who has ever said bad things about “The Rich”:

You are one of them.

Stop talking.

You’re making a fool of yourself.

Everyone who lives in America is filthy, filthy, filthy (filthy), rich.

You have a belly full of food and a large drink in refillable “to go” cup.

You can walk into any emergency room and get health care.

You have Netflix and X-Box and a couple of pairs of shoes.

You even have enough money left over to buy cigarettes and lottery tickets.

You bought a tattoo too!

You flourish in the blessings of a nation founded on Christian ideals.

And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well. If anyone forces you to go one mile, go with them two miles. Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you.


All rich people should be generous.

So STOP talking about “The Rich” exploiting you.

STOP talking about how “The Rich” don’t pay their fair share.

You ARE THE RICH!

Give away your coat.

Turn the other cheek.

Go another mile.

Push pause on your hypocrisy and spend a moment DOING what you’re shouting at Wall Street to do.

It’s not the billionaire tycoon’s job to enrich the poor person standing next to you.

It’s yours.

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  1. Well said. The majority of us in the west today live with such comforts that the super rich of 150 years ago could never have dreamed of having.

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