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I’ll clear up a misunderstanding for anyone who thinks that those of us who oppose drag shows for children are big-time advocates for child beauty pageants: We’re not. The people who truly want to protect children from sexualization are opposed to both.

And while I’m at it, I’ll attempt to explain the foolishness of using someone else’s hypocrisy to justify your own wickedness (but I’m not optimistic that you’ll comprehend).

I believe it is always wrong to throw manure on children. Putting children in contact with feces is dangerous to their well-being so intentionally throwing poop onto them is depraved. I do not make exceptions for any preferred group of people.

You believe it is okay to throw manure on children as long as someone else is doing it too. In your mind, some kinds of poop are better than others. Specifically, you think your poop doesn’t stink. You’ve even convinced yourself that you can fling crap in a way that’s ‘family friendly’ and ‘doesn’t hurt anyone.’

“John, you jerk! How dare you compare drag queens to throwing crap!!!? You hateful, bigoted JERK!!!!”

Your selective outrage is a clue that you actually do understand what’s going on. You admit that child pageants are harmful and it was YOU (not me) who made the comparison to drag queens. Your meme admits that you’re linked to the pageant people by the practice of sexualizing children. Instead of pretending your grooming efforts are more noble than other predators, repent and ask God for a new heart.

(Luke 12:1) “Be on your guard against the yeast of the Pharisees, which is hypocrisy. There is nothing concealed that will not be disclosed, or hidden that will not be made known. What you have said in the dark will be heard in the daylight, and what you have whispered in the ear in the inner rooms will be proclaimed from the roofs.”

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  1. Wow. Whomever it was that first said “the left can’t meme” was not joking. I realize it’s trivial compared to your main point (with which I heartily agree), but that meme deserves to be dragged out back and permanently retired by a competent firing squad.

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