I know how much it bothers you to be judged.

So I’m not going to do it.

I haven’t lived your life.

I’ve not drunk from the fountain of your experience.

I’ve never swung from the limbs of your consciousness tree.

I’ve never cashed a reality check at your bank of moral perspective.

I get it.

I’ll keep my opinions to myself.

Even though I think you’re a great singer…

…who am I to judge?

Though I may appreciate an act of kindness…

…I won’t say ‘Thank You’…

…because gratitude is a judgment.

I won’t applaud your integrity…

…because I can’t judge your character.

I won’t acknowledge your accomplishments…

…because I won’t judge your behavior.

I will not criticize your failures.

I will not celebrate your success.

I will do what you ask.

I will not judge you.

I’ll ignore you.