My name isn’t important.

All you need to about me is that I’m a member of the NRA.

And I’m sorry!

I’ve been a fool.

I thought I was “innocent” just because I haven’t committed a crime.

But my eyes are open.

My deepest appreciation goes out to the angry demonstrators in Washington.

Your hatred changed my heart!

I swear I didn’t know the NRA were terrorists!

That is not stated in any of their literature!

Some people are telling you that hysterical demonstrations don’t work.

I call B.S.

Reactionary personal attacks were exactly what I needed to end my complacency.

I’ve burned my NRA membership card…

…along with every other thing I own.

Good riddance!

It all came from capitalism anyway.

The bonfire of my personal property is a symbol of activism.

We have to DO SOMETHING…

…even if it doesn’t make sense!

I applaud your efforts!

(I won’t be sending any money because I burned it.)

Keep marching around carrying signs.

Keep making children into oracles.

Keep condemning groups of law-abiding citizens.

You’re doing a good work!

I’m signing off now…

…I’m writing this from the library and I’m self-conscious about being naked.

Resist!!!!

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  1. ….“(I won’t be sending any money because I burned it.)…

    Keep making children into oracles.

    Keep condemning groups of law-abiding citizens.
    …..

    …I’m writing this from the library and I’m self-conscious about being naked.“

    👍👏😊

    I don’t own a gun (even though I’m a good shot), and am not a member of the NRA, but I know for the safety of our citizens I think the 2nd Amendment and the right of citizens to bear guns is a crucial right. The attempts of hysterical snowflakes to disarm law-abiding citizens opens wide the doors to more mass shootings and huge government abuses of civilian populations.

    Relying only on law enforcement sure worked well in Sandy Hook, Parkland and Vegas…

    Snowflakes aren’t being taught history.
    If they think shootings are bad now, they will be horrified by the future of unopposed shooters and genocide they are opening us all up to.

    Having been stalked into church by a person armed with a family member’s / law enforcement officer’s gun, I’m very aware of citizens’ needs to be able to defend themselves – on the spot, in the first moments of an attack. I’m now a “sheepdog” trained in extensive self-defense /take-down skills. I’m not about to let loved ones, children, innocents get taken down without a fight.

    These children don’t know squat about why the Second Amendment is so important for a free and democratic society, and protection from falling into a communist society/dictatorship.

    We need God back in the schools. These kids would find power against this evil instead of marching. Being on knees is far more powerful than marching and fist-pumping.

    1. …These kids would find power against this evil by praying instead of marching. Being on knees is far more powerful than marching and fist-pumping…

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