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When I say, “Removing porn from school libraries is not ‘banning books,’” the only proper response from a morally responsible adult is, “Yes.”

When I say porn should be removed from school libraries and you respond with, “That’s not porn. It’s sex education literature,” you’re helping decent, civilized grown-ups identify child predators. For that, we thank you.

Keeping children away from sexually explicit material is something that any responsible adult believes to be the right thing to do. There are zero good reasons for exposing children to sexual material in government schools. Zero. At the same time, there are hundreds of sinister reasons to sexualize kids.

You aren’t concerned that my kid learns to cook, or do math, or skate, or paint, or play piano, or anything else but you are obsessed with making sure my Kindergartner learns about sex. Your interest in making sure my kids know these things is like waving a huge flag that says, “I’m a creep!” The fact that you don’t understand this; is truly a gift from God. If you had any self awareness, you’d be harder to spot.

Thanks for letting me know that not all monsters have fangs and claws. Some of the most dangerous creatures look like college professors, school board members, and classroom teachers. The devils are commentors on social media who try to gaslight me into believing that my effort to protect childhood innocence is ‘narrow-minded religious oppression.’

Arise, pagans! Pick up your flag and tell me I’m a fascist who wants kids to be ignorant! Tell me I’m overreacting and that drag queens in libraries are harmless fun. Pepper this post with laughing emojis! On behalf of loving parents and grandparents everywhere, thank you for helping us see the enemy!

(Luke 18:16) But Jesus called the children to him and said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these. I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it.”

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Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs in Shakespeare is available as a children’s book. Get the illustrated story based on my viral comedy routine from Amazon.  Makes a great gift for the word-lovers in your life. 

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