Let me be the first to make this announcement.
Donald Trump is the President-Elect of the United States!
This news is not going to make everyone happy.
Hopefully, we will all behave like civilized adults.
Fingers crossed that nobody makes an ugly scene.
That goes without saying for Christians.
Evangelicals will continue to love and support each other regardless of political views.
With unity building articles like this:
“There’s an op-ed out every minute urging the bewildered to get out of their bubbles and get to know some Trump supporters, but you don’t need to do that, do you?
These are the people you worship with each week, the people whose kids hang out with your kids, the people who brought you a chicken casserole when you had surgery, the people you call with good news, the people you’re now wishing you’d spoken with more bluntly, more honestly.
They aren’t strangers to you, are they? But suddenly, you are a stranger among them.”
See?
The church won’t be divided by politics.
Christians will remain united by our shared commitment to chicken casserole.
But what about the non-church people?
The growing gaggle of godless groupies?
Well, we can expect the heathen to join the church!
Finally!
We can stand together with atheists, agnostics, pagans, and Neil De Grasse Tyson.
Because Trump’s election was inevitable.
There is no REASON Trump was elected.
President Trump resulted from eons of mindless molecular interactions.
Same thing that put Barack Obama in office.
Same thing that produces…
…CHICKEN CASSEROLE!
The common link!
Let’s raise our forks and salute America!
The Greatest Potluck In The World
One Response
Casseroles are, in fact, a hugely unifying factor. If you prepare me a nice casserole I will at least pretend to like anything you say.
Just my two cents.