Does this headline upset you?

It does me!

The only thing that would make it more outrageous

…is if it were true.

Which it isn’t.

But let’s get worked into a lather about it anyway!

Watch the first 8 minutes of this video.

(Just 8 minutes. It will only feel like an hour…)

Have we lost all sense of compassion in this country?

Make gun manufacturers accountable for any crime committed with a gun.

Period.

At the same time…

Pasta manufacturers are accountable for all spaghetti chocking deaths.

Cutlery manufactures are accountable for all stabbings.

Cell phone manufacturers are responsible for all texting related traffic fatalities.

Sandwich bag manufacturers are responsible for plastic bag suffocations.

Basically, what I’m saying is:

Anytime anyone anywhere dies for any reason, there is a corporation that caused it.

Disagreeing only proves that you’re dead inside.

Just look at the ‘Outrage-O-Meter’…

…that doesn’t lie.

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