As every year draws to a close, American political leaders pantomime the activities of genuine citizens in order to seem like ‘regular people.’ One of the most relatable activities our leaders do is a theatrical production called, “Pretend to Pay Taxes.” During the performance this year, the financial documents of the ruling class reveal that the best paying jobs belong to lowly ‘public servants.’
Among the millions of fabricated financial forms submitted by government officials were actual receipts for the whole world with the price listed as, ‘your soul.’ The receipt proves that the bearer has legal ownership of the world and can list the entire planet among his/her/ze/zer/they/them capital gains for this year.
Multiple receipts were found with multiple owners indicating that the same world was sold more than once. It would seem that acquiring the world involves somewhat unscrupulous business practices. This is illegal and the Department of Justice has promised to look into it but not until after they investigate election fraud claims from the GOP.
During a recent press conference, a reporter asked the globalist owners of planet Earth, “What does it profit you to gain the whole world and forfeit your soul?” After consulting with their lawyers, the globalists declined to answer. The reporter was never heard from again.
