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Would you believe, a blackhole…

Apparently, we now have a picture of a ‘super-massive’ blackhole in the center of our galaxy. Our blackhole looks like an out-of-focus bagel that has been lit on fire.

I’m happy to have the picture. I’ll keep it in my wallet with the photos of my grandkids to be displayed when people ask what brings me happiness. “Take a look at that space smudge! See the family resemblance?”

The blackhole is fascinating for a number of reasons: 1) It is millions of times larger than our Sun 2) The gravity is so strong that even light can’t escape and 3) You who say there is no evidence that God exists will point to this fuzzy photo as evidence that blackholes are real!

LOL!

You refuse to acknowledge the design of your own body as evidence of a higher power; but accept this orange Rorschach blot as proof of invisible space holes. “Hooray for Science!” you shout, because believing in blackholes doesn’t require you to adjust your behavior.

Truth be told, you have no clue what you’re looking at. The photo could be an angel’s eyeball, pixies square dancing, or a unicorn fart. I can whip up a similar image on my computer and you would never know. Despite your endless prattle about ‘scientific evidence,’ your worldview is determined by faith. Just like mine!

And, just like me, you believe God exists! You’re just too stubborn, arrogant, and selfish to admit it. Deep down, you know that stuff (like bunnies and boardwalks and blackholes) doesn’t just pop into existence. You know that somebody made everything. The evidence is everywhere you look and closing your eyes doesn’t make it go away. Shout, “SCIENCE!” as loud as you can. Creation drowns you out.

(Romans 1:18) “The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse.”

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Three Little Pigs in Shakespeare is available as a children’s book. Get the illustrated story based on my viral comedy routine from Amazon.  Makes a great gift for the word-lovers in your life. 

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