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If you’ve ever needed proof that progressives and pagans occupy the same muddled headspace, here are some radical rumblings from a religious renegade:

“States rushing to enact anti-abortion legislation are not exactly pushing to legislate on behalf of the pregnant women nor are they rushing to provide safety net programs when a child is born. These same states, of course, are all in on arming every living thing with weapons capable of ripping apart a human being. By the way, anti-abortion Oklahoma will be conducting 25 executions over the next few months. I think that’s worthy of a conversation in and of itself.”

The pro-murder person throws fetuses off the roof of a skyscraper and blames the carnage on a lack of safety nets. The ‘States rushing to enact anti-baby-throwing legislation’ are criticized for not working on behalf of the baby-throwers. Anti-fetus people are desperate to believe that when they commit murder, the blood is on YOUR hands.

The pro-murder person, while throwing fetuses off the skyscraper, pretends there are actually States that ‘are all in on arming every living thing with weapons.’ As they pile the bodies of the unborn, those responsible for the slaughter cry out, “What about guns?” There are no States where shooting innocent people is legal. It’s not even legal to shoot fetuses! The anti-fetus people know this. Demanding ‘gun control’ is their futile attempt to relieve their consciences.

The pro-murder person, in a final display of depravity, while throwing fetuses off skyscrapers, suggests that the death penalty is, ‘worthy of a conversation in and of itself.’ After fully supporting the execution of over 60 million unborn humans, the pro-murder person wants to lecture Oklahoma about the morality of executing 25 criminals. It is hard to believe that anyone could be so obtuse but sin devastates the mind.

Pro-choice Christians are like married bachelors; a contradiction that cannot exist in real life. It requires a depraved mind to support killing fetuses. Nothing good comes from a ruined mind.

(Romans 1:28) “Furthermore, since they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, he gave them over to a depraved mind, to do what ought not to be done. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice.”

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