That’s an attention grabbing headline!

The words “Evil” and “Republican” in the same sentence!

Here’s the article if you want to know the inspiration for the headline.

Yeah…forget it…

The details aren’t important.

What matters is that Republicans are probably evil.

I’ve suspected it for a long time.

The evidence is EVERYWHERE!

You need look no further than

an obscure lawsuit involving an unknown State representative from Arkansas.

He’s likely guilty of a crime.

…and he’s a Republican.

Coincidence?

Nope.

Republicans do bad things all the time!

Just like Wal-Mart shoppers.

Oh…does that shock you?

Sorry it’s true.

Almost every convicted criminal has shopped at Wal-Mart.

That should tell you everything you need to know

…about America’s largest retail store.

It gets worse.

Many sociopaths have eaten a McDonald’s.

And some of the the most loathsome outlaws on Earth

…use iPhones!

It doesn’t take a genius to connect the dots.

Obviously.

Journalists connect them all the time

…and they certainly aren’t geniuses.

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