My position is that murder is always wrong. Here are my official responses to the objections raised by those who support occasional murder.

“John, you moron, a fetus is not a human!” – I doubt you can prove that a fetus is anything other than human. Every single baby on Earth came from a fetus.

“John, you moron, you can’t tell the difference between a human embryo and a cat embryo!” – That’s true but doesn’t change my position that murder is wrong. I don’t think you should kill humans even when you mistake them for cats. I don’t believe it’s okay to murder people just because they’re very young or small.

“John, you moron, your religion is a fairy tale!” – That doesn’t change my position that murder is wrong. If my religion turns out to be completely wrong, you shouldn’t murder people.

“John, you moron, women should be allowed to decide what happens to their own bodies!” – From my perspective, women don’t have much control over their bodies. Their hearts beat, their bladders fill up, their ovaries pump out eggs whether they like it or not. Women don’t get to decide their eye color or their cholesterol level. They CAN control whether or not they commit murder and it is my position that it is always wrong to do so.

That about covers all the pro-murder arguments. If I missed one, feel free to let me know in the comments.

(Psalm 106:38) “They shed innocent blood, the blood of their sons and daughters, whom they sacrificed to the idols of Canaan, and the land was desecrated by their blood.”