You better take a seat. If you’re listening to this podcast in the recommended way, you’re already sitting but I don’t want to take any chances. The information I am about to give you is sobering.

You’re probably not going to make it. If your family history is anything like mine, you’re going to die. Death is everywhere in my family tree. Every one of my ancestors died. It’s apparently in the Branyan DNA. I recommend you look up your family history and see how frequently your kinfolk kick the bucket. If more than 50% of your ancestors are dead, it’ll probably happen to you. No matter what precautions you take.

If you swallow handfuls of vitamins every day, you’re going to die.

If you exercise and only eat food that tastes awful because it’s loaded with nutrients.

If you don’t inhale particles into your lungs by sucking on burning tobacco leaves.

If you don’t drink the poisonous chemicals created from fermented grain.

If you get 8 hours of sleep every night.

If you get injected with whatever substance experts tell you will prevent disease.

If you wear a mask whenever you leave your house.

If you wear a mask whenever you stay home.

If you never occupy the same room with the people you love.

If you cower inside a sanitized bubble getting food through a tube for the rest of your life.

No matter what you do, you’re doomed.

You’ve been told that lockdowns and masks and vaccines are for your safety. That’s not true. Safety does not exist. Living life is incredibly dangerous. Living life in pursuit of safety is not only incredibly dangerous, it’s also completely free of joy.

13 Come now, you who say, “Today or tomorrow we will go into such and such a town and spend a year there and trade and make a profit”— 14 yet you do not know what tomorrow will bring. What is your life? For you are a mist that appears for a little time and then vanishes. 15 Instead you ought to say, “If the Lord wills, we will live and do this or that.”