Guys,
Are you shacking-up with a girl?
Planning to get married someday?
One question:
“Are you insane?”
There is no reason to marry a girl who will live with you.
She shares your bed.
She shares her money.
She’s responsible for any children you produce.
All this costs you nothing.
Zilch.
Just say, “I love ya, baby.”
A single, empty promise and you own her!
Get married, and she legally owns 50% of you!
And 50% is almost HALF.
That’s nuts!
You’re risking half your stuff to get EXACTLY what you’re already getting!
Your “Shacklet” (a term of endearment) may get uppity sometimes.
She may start demanding that you ‘commit to the relationship’.
Just give her a cheap ring.
You can even use your Shacklet’s money to buy it.
She will believe the ring represents your deep, eternal love.
And she’ll stop pestering you!
If she doesn’t, get rid of her.
When a girl keeps insisting you marry her, it means she’s figured you out.
She’s wise to your scam.
She’s smart.
That’s bad.
Move in with stupid girls and don’t ever marry them.
After all…
…you don’t want to spend your whole life with a moron!
4 Responses
You should probably break up a few times throughout the relationship, just in case she could potentially build a case of common law marriage. At least then you can just cite that the relationship is as old as your last reunion.
I followed that advice and now I’m old and lonely.
AND THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!
There aren’t many stupid girls where you live, Silence? There are plenty to choose from around here! 😊
On this blog or do you mean where you live?