“He is, without a doubt, one of the best-known people on the planet. In an age where celebrity is worshiped, the Dalai Lama is a faith leader who has become a spiritual superstar.“

In an age where Donald Trump consumes the conscious and unconscious thoughts of leftists, the BBC has become a shill for crackpots. The network conducted an interview with the Dalai Lama. The Dalai Lama!! Did you know he was still alive? Not only is he still breathing, according to the BBC – he’s a “spiritual superstar”. I’m gonna officially say, “I doubt that.”

The Dalai Lama is a spiritual superstar like Richard Simmons is a weight-loss guru or Sid Caesar is a late night television host. Dig back far enough into the archives and you’ll find a moment or two of cultural significance. You’ll find a time when people other than his neighbors recognized him. If you ask your grandparents they might vaguely recall a fellow going by first name, “Dalai”, last name, “Lama”. Your grandchildren all think he’s a character in an obscure Anime series.

So why is this guy getting an interview with the BBC? Because Donald Trump. Everything the media does is because Donald Trump. All day long they Trump the Trump because Donald is the Trumpiest Trump and America Trump. And also Trump, Trump, TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!!! The Dalai Lama said this about Trump:

“When he became president he expressed America first. That is wrong… When I saw pictures of some of those young children, I was sad… America… should take a global responsibility.”

Here’s the thing: The Dalai Lama is a Buddhist. Buddhism teaches that life is full of suffering caused by desire. The way to end your suffering is through enlightenment. Enlightenment stops you from being reincarnated and you disappear into nothingness. Buddhism is Atheism for people who want to wear robes.

There is not a single rational reason to accept the Dalai Lama’s declaration that Trump is “wrong”. Buddhists insist that enlightenment comes from within. Perhaps Trump is achieving enlightenment in the Oval Office. We all decide our own truth and the universe didn’t give the Dalai Lama authority over you, me, or Donald Trump.

I’m sorry, but if pictures of children at the border made the Spiritual Superstar sad, he ought to fire up the enlightenment engine and end the suffering pronto. Show the rest of us how it’s done! Show us how to put aside desire (to break the law) and achieve peace through nothingness. That would end the border crisis! The Dalai Lama should take a global responsibility!

The “Spiritual Superstar” is a hypocrite. He’s a washed-up snake oil salesman preaching that your desire for snake oil is why you’re miserable. It’s not surprising that western media is buying what he’s selling. Because TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRRRRUUUUUUMMMMMMP!