If you are worried about Christian Nationalism, you’re very smart! It is the greatest threat that America has ever faced. Your political and religious leaders have warned you about this monster and you wisely believed them. The danger is real and it is time to panic!
The chimera of Christian Nationalism will devour everything you love. Christian Nationalists are dangerous people and they are EVERYWHERE. There are no laws to protect you from extreme Christianity (Galatians 5:23) so you MUST protect yourself. You need to take action, right now!
STAY HOME – Christian Nationalists have guns. They constantly shoot people and suffer no consequences. You should immediately reinforce the walls and doors of your home with steel. Cover all windows with steel. If you go outside, you have a 99.8% chance of being shot by a Christian Nationalist.
DO NOT VOTE – Voting records are monitored by Christian Nationalists. If you vote for a Democrat, the white Christian Nationalists will find you and shoot you.
STAY OFF SOCIAL MEDIA – Christian Nationalists secretly control all social media platforms. If you speak out against their toxic religion, they will shoot you.
SMOKE CRACK – Heavy drug use will help you cope with the stress of staying home all the time. Drugs are less dangerous than Christian Nationalism. An addiction to narcotics will reduce the risk of being shot by a Christian Nationalist.
STOP HAVING SEX – A pregnancy will require you to leave your home and you’ll be shot by a Christian Nationalist. Abstaining from sex is a small price to pay to keep from getting shot!
GIVE YOUR CHILDREN TO THE CHRISTIANS – Christian Nationalists want to brainwash your children. If you give them your kids, they might leave you alone. You don’t want to be feeding extra mouths during this national crisis anyway. Hand over your kids and save yourself!
WHEN IN DOUBT, WITHDRAW – There is nothing you can do to stop the wave of Christian Nationalism. Advocating for social change will only get you shot. Put yourself first! Keep your head down and don’t get involved.
A healthy fear of Christian Nationalism is the key to your survival. Trust your anxieties. Stay afraid and stay alive!
(Proverbs 29:25) “Fear of man will prove to be a snare, but whoever trusts in the Lord is kept safe.”