The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.”
If you happen to be a fool, don’t be mad!
That’s not my quote.
It’s from the Bible.
It’s fiction, you fool.
Ancient myth.
In fact…
You should take it as a compliment!
Biblical acknowledgment of your personal reasonableness.
Your towering intellect standing opposed to Biblical precept.
As a Biblical Fool, you’re the ultimate pagan Oracle.
And Scripture is FULL of similar praises!
“The senseless man does not know, fools do not understand…”
“How long will mockers delight in mockery and fools hate knowledge…”
“…the mouth of a fool invites ruin…”
“…fools die for lack of judgment…”
“He who walks with the wise grows wise, but a companion of fools suffers harm.”
If the Bible had any truth in it, this would be offensive.
But it doesn’t.
Just religious nonsense.
Talking snakes and…
…world wide floods and
…love and peace and purpose of life and
…blah blah blah
But you know what I’m talking about.
You’ve read it.
The last thing you want is a Biblical endorsement.
That would ruin your status in free-thinking religious circles!
Just keep repeating…”There is no God.”
And you’ll be fine.
You fool.
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Matthew 5:22
“But I tell you that anyone who is angry with a brother or sister will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to a brother or sister, ‘Raca,’ is answerable to the court. And anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell.”
Have you heard about the gentleman who sells a Bible App that has raked in large amounts of dough?
He says he is a former believer (that’s debatable) now turned atheist.
I think he may be spreading the gospel more efficiently than many believers.
It warms the cockles of my heart.
Haven’t heard about that. I’m somewhat skeptical of anyone who claims to be a ‘former’ believer. The leap from theist to atheist is completely irrational. Not many are crazy enough to pull it off.
Ouch, I guess all those nights I spent reading the bible, praying, openly weeping because I thought my friends were bound for hell, that never happened! Those memories are totally false!