Here’s a story about an elementary school kid who brought a ring to school.

Not just any ring.

The ‘One Ring’ of power.

The legendary ring forged by Sauron to rule Middle Earth!

So it seems that the entire ‘Lord of the Rings’ film trilogy…

…is a lie!

The third film depicts the ‘One Ring’ falling into the fires of Mount Doom.

Where it is destroyed.

Yet, here it is, in an Elementary School in Texas!

In the possession of a 9-year old student!

So what else did the movie get wrong?

I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Golem is still out there.

Brooding.

“How can we be sure it’s really Sauron’s ring?”

Good question.

Here’s the answer:

The boy was suspended!

Ask yourself,

would thinking, rational adults punish a child,

…for bringing a fake Ring of Power to school?

Absolutely not!

I applaud the school for their decision.

They’ve doubtless saved numerous lives.

But suspension doesn’t go far enough.

Why didn’t they destroy that ring?

Sauron is still alive!

The Orcs are on the march.

They have made it clear their goal is our complete subjugation.

Kind of like Islam.

Ha ha!

I’m kidding.

Islam is taught in public schools.

Ask yourself,

would thinking, rational adults teach a religious philosophy

…that posed a threat to American student’s safety?

Absolutely not!

Thinking, rational adults wouldn’t do that…