I’m going to assume you’ve already noticed that America went insane. This isn’t an exaggeration. The country is literally bonkers. Recently, our elected officials took the first step in passing laws that will make it illegal to keep men out of women’s restrooms. (If you don’t believe me, type ‘equality act’ into your favorite search engine.)

I’m also going to assume you’d like to take some steps to keep from going insane as mindless progressivism sweeps across this nation and destroys everything that is good, decent, and sacred. If you’re not motivated to maintain your sanity, please accept my apologies. I didn’t mean to bother you with this message.

Dedicating your whole life to the cause of fighting godless oppression is certainly a noble endeavor but most people (myself included) need a plan for how to get started. Consider this to be my personal “Resistance Starter Kit.”

Give Your Life To Jesus

If you’re planning to keep running around covered in sin, then you can ignore all my advice. You’re doomed. The progressive mindlessness will devour you and your soul will be lost forever.

Seriously, if you’ve not had your sins forgiven don’t bother reading the rest of this article. It won’t help you.

1. Start Using Duck Duck Go

Defying evil doesn’t always require a lot of effort. You can get started by changing a few habits. Instead of going to Google or Bing to search for stuff, go to Duck Duck Go. Your searches are private and the site doesn’t track your movements on-line.

You may be saying, “I don’t care if the search engine tracks me.” That’s fine. But remember that America is insane. Your search data is a record of all the stuff you care about. That data is being used by lunatics to make laws.

2. Start Using Brave

Start using the Brave browser instead of Chrome. Brave doesn’t track your online activity. It also has a built in “shield” that blocks ads and stops websites from tracking you. Plus, you can get paid just by using Brave.

The browser has an optional feature that pays you money when you view an advertisement. The money is deposited in your “wallet” as BAT tokens which are a cryptocurrency. As I wrote this article, I made three cents. Before you scoff, tell me how much YOU made while you read it.

You can use the tokens you earn to tip content providers (like me) for their hard work. You’re creating and sharing wealth by simply changing browsers. It’s a thing of beauty!

The last step in my Resistance Starter Kit is more labor intensive than the first two steps. It’s going to take more time and effort than changing browsers and search engines.

3. Learn About Cryptocurrency

You may have heard of Bitcoin. If you have no idea what it is, start researching. A major shift is taking place in the global economy. Cryptocurrency is a whole new kind of money.

It is “decentralized finance” which means there’s no governments or institutions issuing the money. That means, there’s no governments or institutions controlling the money.

You may have noticed that the United States government has been printing trillions of dollars. Every dollar that is “whipped up out of thin air” makes all the other dollars less valuable. It’s called, “inflation.” When it happens, your dollars shrink no matter where they are. The money in your savings account, in your wallet, in your 401k, or in your mattress is worth less.

The only way to protect against inflation is to store some wealth in something other than dollars. Gold is an option. Real estate is an option. Collectibles are an option. And cryptocurrency is an option.

Cryptocurrency complicated and learning about it won’t be ‘easy.’ If it was easy, everybody would do it. If it was easy, it wouldn’t be rebellious.

Find Your Tribe

It’s going to be a bumpy ride. When government goes insane, the people suffer. Don’t suffer alone. Find a church and make some friends. You’re going to need friends.

Join my clique. You’ll find some friends there.

Finally, have faith! God knows what He’s doing. The chaos won’t last forever. All things work together for good for those who love The Lord.

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4 Responses

    1. No. There’s A LOT of information out there and it’s good to hear from different sources so you can compare them to each other. You’ll start to hear the same concepts over and over in different places and that’s a good way to separate fact from “hype.”

      Don’t buy crypto if you’re uneasy or uncertain about ANYTHING. Research is free. And knowledge is power.

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