Bill Nye, an actor who portrayed a ‘Science Guy’, is pretending to be really, really, really, upset:

“By the end of this century, if emissions keep rising, the average temperature on Earth could go up another 4-to-8 degrees,” Nye said. “What I’m saying is: The planet’s on f—ing fire. There are a lot of things we could do to put it out. Are any of them free? No. Of course not. Nothing’s free, you idiots. Grow the f— up. You’re not children anymore. I didn’t mind explaining photosynthesis to you when you were 12, but you’re adults now and this is an actual crisis. Got it? “

Bill Nye – Talking to all of us in a video aired on HBO

You can tell Bill is upset because he uses the “F-Word”. That word demonstrates the intensity of his convictions. Such passion! I’m not usually affected by hysteria but I’m a sucker for blind emotionalism when it’s accompanied by vulgarity.

I’ll confess, it wouldn’t bother me to learn the world is on fire. The planet is roughly 2/3 water– so it can’t burn for long. But according to Nye, the planet is on ‘f—ing fire’ and that sounds serious indeed. I don’t know the difference between regular fire and ‘f—ing fire’ but judging from Bill Nye’s mannerisms, ‘f—ing fire’ is waaaaaaaay worse. Apparently, there are lots of ways to put out a ‘f—ing fire’ but none of them are free. Also…apparently we’re idiots.

And we aren’t children either but for some reason, Bill Nye is telling us to ‘grow the f— up’. If I wasn’t paralyzed with fear of being ‘f—ing burned to death’, I would ask Bill how growing ‘the f— up’ is different from just ‘growing up’. I don’t know how photosynthesis is relevant to the topic either but there’s no way I’m raising my hand to ask THAT question…

There’s a bigger problem than carbon emissions and it’s all you human beings who actually take Nye’s frantic rant seriously. It’s you people who can’t understand that Bill Nye is no expert. He’s a circus performer who dresses up in a lab coat instead of gigantic shoes and a bulbous red nose. He’s a ‘f—ing clown!” Got it?

See how easy that is? Anybody can drop F-Bombs! It requires no expertise, intelligence, or training. All it takes is the gall to shout needless profanity at an audience and then insist it is they who need to grow up.

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13 Responses

  1. And we can’t even measure that miniscule change, because it is within the margin of error.

  2. You know, Bill Nye is an “F-ing” credible guy because he pretends to be a scientist, just like F-ing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez knows what she’s F-ing talking about when she’s making stuff up while pretending to be an F-ing congresswoman (who elects these people, anyway?)

    I feel so intelligent now. Thanks.

  3. LOL! Historically, it meant “For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.” They used to put this sign on people when they put them in the stocks for fornication. But it seems to mean “um” for some, and “!!!!” for others today.

  4. I had an English professor at Rice University in the early 70’s, who, once used the f word in three forms in one short sentence…I guess to show his progressive side. This was the first time I had heard it thrown out that way in a public setting.
    Wow!
    He was a trendsetter, wasn’t he?
    As Inigo Montoya once said, “That word. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

  5. If the planet explodes into a ball of fire, barring the Rapture, it won’t, but if did I’m not going to be around to see it. So I’m still going to drive my car to work. That is when I get a car in three years.

  6. There are so many yelling and cussing about the “change” we must do before we all go down on a ball of fire, but I’m still waiting to hear 1 actual plan of attack. (You cannot count the GND as anything more than a humorous side piece to read when JB forgets to blog)

    I would be more than willing to change some of my more frivolous habits to become more green, but I honestly don’t think that I am powerful enough to doom a planet that God has created.

    “These hands used to be so strong….”

  7. If the United States completely cut emissions the world’s temperature would go down 0.5 degrees. But the planet is on effing fire.

    1. My numbers were wrong. In fifty years the temperature would go down 0.062 degrees.

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