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Behold, the denizens of darkness gathered to fight for the freedom to make baby smoothies. This is what matters most to them! They sacrifice time and treasure for the cause of obliterating tiny, growing humans.

From the lobby of their church they cry out to their congressional deities, “Abortion is healthcare!” They’ve forgotten that the great god Healthcare is fickle and untrustworthy. The disciples of Healthcare once sang praises to the power of lobotomies, leeches, and sulfur smoke. Abortion is merely the latest wretched ritual in their ever changing worship.

In standing up for women’s rights they bow to the alter of self. Hitmen with scalpels keep them free from the burden of compassion. They bathe in the blood of children to wash away the difficult task of love.

No court has ever convicted an infant of any crime. Yet here stand these heathen in the halls of justice, pleading for the unborn to receive the death penalty, with no hint of shame or humility. Rather, they fancy themselves “heroes.”

They ask that you join them in their crusade against innocence. Will you take up their cause of unfettered selfishness? Will you help them escape their parental obligations? Will you tell them they’re good people?

I don’t recommend allegiance with fools. This kind of healthcare is not eternal.

(Philippians 3:17) “Join with others in following my example, brothers, and take note of those who live according to the pattern we gave you. For, as I have often told you before and now say again even with tears, many live as enemies of the cross of Christ. Their destiny is destruction, their god is their stomach, and their glory is in their shame. Their mind is on earthly things.”

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Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs in Shakespeare is available as a children’s book. Get the illustrated story based on my viral comedy routine from Amazon.  Makes a great gift for the word-lovers in your life. 

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