A hallmark of progressive thinking is futility.
Godless writing is packed with silly, self-refuting statements.
Read the prose of enlightened pagans and you’ll encounter statements like this:
“Morality is not a product of evolution…Morality is something that evolved.”
(Yes. That is a real statement offered by an atheist commenter.)
My daughter suggested that we write a few incoherent lines of our own.
So we put on our atheist thinking caps which effectively scrambled our brains…
…and resulted in the following:*
“Nobody goes to the mall because it’s too crowded.”
“Deep down, you’re really shallow.”
“Everything I say is a lie.”
“Relative morality is absolutely right.”
“In the end, we’re just getting started.”
“All I know is that I don’t know anything.”
“It’s a sin to teach children about sin.”
“I gave up quitting.”
“I think that you’re overthinking.”
“You will never convince me that I’m closed-minded.”
“We unintentionally planned this.”
“I told you, I never repeat myself.”
“Let me know if you don’t get this message.”
“I can’t stand intolerance.”
“She is extremely moderate.”
“I only respect respectable people.”
“Enough is too much.”
“God is the most despicable being to never exist.”
“After you die, you’ll know there is no afterlife.”
“I’ve got a feeling you can’t trust intuition.”
If you think of any more, add them to the comments.
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*These statements are offered for entertainment purposes only. They should not be incorporated into your worldview.
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I can’t think of anything to write about this…
Yes!!!
I know that I know that I don’t know , but I know, that I don’t.
I never said I was right, just that I know.
🙂
“I never said I was right, just that I know.” – Brilliant!
Your Skydaddy is just a crutch! Now let me prove my vast moral superiority…..by attempting to kick the crutch out from under you.
It’s kind of like how Jesus Christ healed the lame and the atheists go, “So what, I kicked this disabled guy and stole a pair of crutches once.”
I have the right to belittle you for something I don’t believe exists.
You may believe in anything you like unless I disagree with you.
Soooo… I was scrolling through Facebook three minutes ago when I discovered something that demanded a screenshot:
mrsmcmommy,
Real stuff is always funiier than what we make up.
I think that the younger generations have little sense of what they should keep to themselves in general. When I was a teen, I wanted my privacy. Teens today live their lives on social media, with every whine and every secret displayed for the world (and likely their parents, through the grapevine) to see.
Dave
Having a dirty little secret is one thing. Composing a headline that reads “Here’s the secret I’m not telling anyone” is just incoherent. lol.
I wonder how they manage to pull that one off – reveal the One thing they aren’t telling anyone
I would tell you… but it is a secret.
🙂 …
Reminds me of that saying: ‘can you keep a secret? …. So can I.’
John,
Godless people speak
But never say anything
Their words are futile
Dave
Annoying my dad with two inside jokes at once…
DOUBLE POINTS!
Dave
YEEEEEEES!
Lol! I forgot about the Sphinx.
mrsmcmommy,
Sadly, movie or music links to topics I discuss come nearly as easily as Scripture.
Years ago, one of my students complained, “Does everything have to be about songs?” He was referring to my penchant to link “ole people music” to what I was trying to teach.
Hey, when I first started doing it, it wasn’t old people music… it was just the music around us at the time.
Dave
Do atheists ever read what they write?
Atheists read everything they write, unless it is something they have written.
Gaah! Are we going to keep doing this??!!
I’m not going to do it anymore…I’ll only KEEP doing it.
Aaaaaargh!
I don’t think so.
Writing is a kind of explosion for them and they don’t go back and sift through the debris.
John,
So they are some kind of blogsite terrorists waging their jihad.
But you can’t blame them. All their thoughts are just chemical reactions. Sometimes the chemistry is volatile and escapes its container.
Dave
John,
Here are a few that seem to be along the same vein:
There is no such thing as absolute truth. Except the truth that there is no absolute truth.
I am the leader of the the local anarchist club.
You have the right to free speech, but you can’t talk about that.
Freedom of religion should have severe public limits.
Everything has to have an origin… except the universe.
All you see is all there is, except the stuff you can’t see that we can only prove mathematically.
Why do you guys believe in the Bible? Nobody believes that stuff anymore.
From Ravi Zacharias, in response to a questioner that shouted out “Everything is meaningless!” (only a minute long)
http://rzim.org/just-a-thought-broadcasts/everything-is-meaningless/
Dave
The anarchist club. lol!
And I’ve actually heard the free speech one. “Hate speech is not free speech.” Maybe another way to phrase it would be, “You’re free to say whatever you want, as long as it’s approved.”
mrsmcmommy,
I think the phrase I dislike most in the universe (which was actually said by a pastor at a church I was at in my early 20s), was “Don’t confuse me with the facts.”
And he was not saying it in jest, but in irritation when I questioned him on something he said.
Dave
“Here’s the list of approved free-speech statements.”
It’s good to be bad….
So wrong that it’s right…
If you can’t hear me, raise your hand.
I’m not telling you how to live your life, but…
Certainty is an illusion
Your made-up god is the most vengeful, murderous, genocidal, hypocritical, bigoted, two-faced, liar-lie-lier-face, evil
hater that you religious nuts have ever made up.
Everyone has their own truth that shapes their personal worldview. But your belief in a mythical Skydaddy is not only childish, it’s wrong too.
(BbBennett – Apprentice atheist channeler, Level One)
You people would make great atheists if that’s what you really wanted.
My dad always told me: “Being sick isn’t good for your health”,