This is probably James Dean…

(Updated from a post made in 2015…)

No human being has ever walked on the Moon.

Apollo 11 is a hoax.

But don’t take my word for it.

Do your own research.

And by research, I mean…

…just think about it.

Talk to friends who don’t believe in a moon landing.

Study Wikipedia.

Google some stuff.

And most importantly…

…use some common sense.

First: The moon is pretty far away.

Second: The moon is pretty small and hard to hit with a rocket.

Third: There’s no historical evidence for a moon landing prior to 1969!

Zero.

History doesn’t talk about men walking on the moon until almost 1970.

Even then, only a small number of specific documents mention the moon landing!

There are far more documents that don’t mention the moon landing!

If it really happened…

Don’t you think EVERYBODY would talk about it?

I would expect everything written since 1969 to mention it.

PLUS

There are skeptics.

Not everybody believes it happened.

PLUS

People used to believe the Earth was flat.

PLUS

SCIENCE!

We’re much, much, much, much smarter than people in the 1960s.

Many of those superstitious clowns thought God was real too!

In the 1960’s, people believed anything.

They took drugs too.

Drugs make people gullible.

PLUS

…look at their hairstyles!

…Nobody with that hair could build a lunar lander.

PLUS

Why don’t we go back to the moon?

Why don’t we build a Starbucks up there?

Why doesn’t NASA respond to my allegations?

Are they embarrassed?

SO…

The truth is available.

It’s here. Here. And here.

Beware!

You can find other ‘evidence’.

Moon landing believers preach their fiction all over the place.

I won’t bother to link to them.

Why read the rantings of kooks?

I just hope they stay away from children!

Trust your disbelief.

Be reasonable.

Then get out there and let everyone know you’re smarter than them!

_____________

*An historically significant event takes place during modern times and skeptics doubt that it occurred. Do you suppose that if Jesus walked the Earth in 1982 and we had video evidence of the resurrection there would be no criticism of Christianity?

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  1. John,

    You bring up a great point.

    Unbelievers do not passively disbelieve in God, it is an active thing, for He has made it clear.

    Romans 1:18-23 (ESV)

    For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who by their unrighteousness suppress the truth. For what can be known about God is plain to them, because God has shown it to them. For his invisible attributes, namely, his eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly perceived, ever since the creation of the world,g in the things that have been made. So they are without excuse. For although they knew God, they did not honor him as God or give thanks to him, but they became futile in their thinking, and their foolish hearts were darkened. Claiming to be wise, they became fools, and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images resembling mortal man and birds and animals and creeping things.

    And even those disbelievers at the time of Jesus’ resurrection were active in their non-belief.

    Matthew 28:11-15 (ESV)

    While they were going, behold, some of the guard went into the city and told the chief priests all that had taken place. And when they had assembled with the elders and taken counsel, they gave a sufficient sum of money to the soldiers and said, “Tell people, ‘His disciples came by night and stole him away while we were asleep.’ And if this comes to the governor’s ears, we will satisfy him and keep you out of trouble.” So they took the money and did as they were directed. And this story has been spread among the Jews to this day.

    So I pray for the Lord to change the unbelieving heart and lead them to the point where they give in to what they know is true.

    Dave

    Acts 26:14-15 (ESV)
    And when we had all fallen to the ground, I heard a voice saying to me in the Hebrew language,a ‘Saul, Saul, why are you persecuting me? It is hard for you to kick against the goads.’ And I said, ‘Who are you, Lord?’ And the Lord said, ‘I am Jesus whom you are persecuting.

  2. Something weird is happening because I can’t see any of your comments (or McMommy’s) on this page. I see them in the administrator comments list. They were ‘unapproved’ for some reason. I approved them and still they aren’t showing up in my view. You are replying so you must be able to see some of them…I honestly don’t know what’s going on. I can’t see any of your comments from yesterday though. They are gone.

    I never intentionally modify or delete comments. It doesn’t make for good discussion.
    I’m sorry for the error.

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